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#transformers one#transformers#transformers fanart#bumblebee#b 127#optimus prime#megatron#this is how the movie ended im pretty sure#optimus got custody rights 😭😭#megatron can visit him on the weekends i guess#awesome step mom elita#i love u elita#i need to draw more elita and bee
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Damian: I trust the judgement of cats where it comes to character. Alfred the cat has never steered me wrong with the lick test of integrity.
Duke: Do you trust the judgement of bees?
Damian:… What does that have to do with anything I am currently talking about?
Duke: I had a bee lick me once and I’m wondering if it counts.
Damian: …
Duke: … felt like a little straw on my finger lol
Damian:…
Duke: … uh-
Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?
Duke: what?
Damian: how did you get the bee to lick you?
Duke: oh! I was eating strawberries on patrol and the juice attracted it.
Later
Jason: gross dude! Why are your hands sticky?!?
Damian: bee licks.
Jason: wha?
Damian: bee licks.
#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#this is how Duke gained his respect#Dami wants to be licked by a bee so bad#the lil man loves bees#incorrect batfamily quotes
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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.
Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.
#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay#d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127#he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS#did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing#and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus#like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS#like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO#transformers one my beloved#d 16#megatron#tf one#tf one megatron#tf one b 127#b 127#transformers one fanart#never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one#SO QUICKLY
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#dreamworks#shark tale#shrek#how to train your dragon#over the hedge#sinbad#madagascar#megamind#flushed away#kung fu panda#spirit the stallion of the cimarron#the bee movie
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a suggestion:
i think we're done with symbols with feathers.
there's not really a need for a canary anymore, see. there's no need for a warning. the point of a canary was never that it dies; the point was always that it told you that you were about to. but there's no need for that anymore, let alone to pass it around like some kind of curse. these days, it's not a surprise when people start dropping.
someone's always got to die first.
it's not even me anymore.
so we're done with that symbol, okay? throw it out. we're done. there's no need anymore. maybe it's time to acknowledge it's never been some toxin from below, anyway, inescapable. there's never been some ineffable outside force, laying curses. it's always just been--
well it's always just been me, hasn't it? blood in my teeth like the rest of you. i'm not special. there's never been some reason. you just liked killing me.
you just like killing. i get it now.
feel guilty for that.
#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#a bee fic#trafficfic#jimmy solidarity#did you know he's tied for the most kills this season so far?#or well kills by players the gimmicks are killing most of all. still.#also for the record this isn't necessarily me (the author) saying canary curse good or bad#this is me musing on whether it's even still /relevant/ and also another take on how /jimmy/ might feel on the subject
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I can just Imagine Bee going to hug Megs the next time they see each other because He really doesn't know Megs is like... A bad guy now. He's just happy to see his friend.
#transformers one#digital art#b 127#bumblebee#art#transformers#megatron#tfone fanart#bumblebee and megatron#They're friends#Bee thinks so#look at how happy he is#you can hear Optimus in the background#screaming for Bee to come back#And Elita is just face palming#cute#Megs is about to pick him up#and YEET
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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Remember when Anthony Bridgerton said:
And then it turns out that this is him with his wife:
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton season two#bridgerton#bridgerton memes#actually I got really sad making this#because I realised that if he hadn’t met Kate he was just going to let his immense capacity for love and devotion wither away#like we can see how deeply he’s capable of loving and how it’s almost become an intrinsic part of him#like that’s Anthony Bridgerton#9th Viscount Bridgerton afraid of bees and irrevocably in love with his wife#and that’s how the entire ton recognises him too#but if not for kate this capacity to love would just remain buried in his heart#and he’d go through life with this huge part of him missing#my heart aches so bad for him#I’m glad he found Kate and became who he was always meant to be#kate sharma’s husband
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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"STARS STARS STARS STARS STARS STARS"
#THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR DAMN CRITTERS!!!!!!#if you are approximately-84328-bees and you're reading this.... HOW?! I DIDNT KNOW BEES COULD READ? LEAMME ALLOOOOONE#additionally featuring friends @starbet-official and @wonder-of-the-stars :) YIPPEE#isat critters#isat siffrin#isat#animal crossing#my art
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Oh to be the painter commissioned by Viago de Riva to fill his house with portraits of the most beautiful woman in Thedas
#believe it or not this started out as me just trying to figure out how to use some brushes#teia cantori#andarateia cantori#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#veilguard#datv#bee's art#dragon age fanart#teiago#I’ll hate this by the morning but for now it’s beautiful#hmmm the hands might be too small#oh well! this is only gonna get like 10 notes anywho
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her combat skills could use some work
(ko-fi)
#dead boy detectives#bee scribbles#this is just how big brothers show affection#gently beating you up
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Crowley's smug little head wiggle and smirk is definitely one of the top 10 best things of this season.
Look at them go.
#crowley#good omens#in the hive#i am a wasp in bees clothing#haha told you i could go undetected#i'm so good at being a golden detective#strut strut strut#how are you guys so blind#ineffable husbands#david tennant#neil gaiman
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My disappointment was immeasurable when i realized there was a canon humanformers TF:Animated episode, and the human designs were just this:
THIS WAS SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY! THEY ARE SO BORING! So i took it upon myself to redraw it. 😌
I know Prowl wasn’t in this scene, but i wanted an excuse to draw him anyway. He’s silly and i love him.
I tried to push the scale a little bit too, because i imagine the team would be feeling pretty small in a medbay built for cybertronians. Imagine Ratchet is standing on something out of the shot.
#transformers#transformers animated#tfa ratchet#tfa bumblebee#tfa optimus prime#tfa bulkhead#tfa prowl#maccadam#rae art#screenshot redraw#humanformers#will i ever stop drawing them as humans? no#its fun#i love how i drew on first responders for everyone except bee#firefighter! emt! swat officer! motorcop! and the skater boy!#in my defense#bee’s alt mode stands out from the rest#the others have a very clear role while bee’s alt is just the police chief’s personal car
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silly headcanon time
Maggie actually texted her message to Aziraphale but because he doesn’t have a modern phone it arrived through the mail slot
#bee’s headbops#I don’t know where this came from#or how it would work#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#good omens maggie
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Desert duo average dialogue
Grian: Scar, for the 69th time, put on your shirt on or you're gonna get burnt to a crisp.
Scar: AHAH! Grian relaaaaaax, have some fuuuun, explode some thiiiiiings! Everything's just fine!
Grian: Ughhhhhhh *headache*
#yes the abs are drawn with a sharpie#how tf did they win being so chaotic#whatever#meelkiewee#meelkiewee minecraft#hermitcraft#minecraft#scar#goodtimeswithscar#you are not immune to the goodtimes#gtws#gtwscar#grian#desert duo#3rd life#traffic smp#desert#pizza the llama#mr. bubbles the bee#explosion in the background#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#life series#mcyt
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